[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you."
 You have run into a glass/screen door.
 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
 You have been called a blonde.
[x] You know that it is possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
 You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
 You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
 You have tried to drink out of a straw, but in went into your nose.
 You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
 You are often told to use your inside voice.
 You use your fingers to do simple math.
 You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Probably)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
 You have posted bulletins because you are scared of what they say will happen if you don't.
 You break a lot of things.
 You tilt your head when your confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
 When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan on using a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Result : 21
Now multiply YOUR total by 3 for your 3 x 21 score.
And write as your journal title "I am 63% Insane."